The Republic of Holy Minnesotan Empire is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 5.296 billion Holy Minnesotan Empireans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Holy Minnesotan Empirean economy, worth 59.6 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,247 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Minnesotan Empire's national animal is the swan.

Holy Minnesotan Empire is ranked 170,178^th in the world and 5,650^th in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 58.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.